hello world!

i hereby declare that i CANNOT drink any type of alcohol in any amount.

even if it's a mixture, like cranberry vodka.
even if it's LESS than half a glass. (yes, it was really less than half a glass)
even if i had dinner. (i mean, ppl are more susceptible to such........unglam moments when their stomachs are empty)
even if i slpt. (well....................i slpt as much as i could)

[in any case, im threatening someone now about her hair. even tho i know that she's insecure about her hair. this is how evil and vicious i really am.]

so i drank a bit.
and i puked a lot.
it's not very proportionate actually.
i think my macs dinner came out together with my cranberry vodka.
and my cranberry vodka beautified my puke.
it was PINK!
how gleeful!
:)

but i did not puke cos of the alcohol!
i puked cos of the train!
it was moving too violently.
the actions caused motion sickness!
i need to sue SMRT.
[by the way, SMRT means death in czech! a random trivia. which is not verified.]

yays.
in conclusion,
i SWEAR never to drink alcohol again.
and my frens SWEAR never to ask me to drink again.

because i'll slump around.
then i'll be groggy.
then i'll puke.
and ppl will slip on my puke. or almost.
then i'll start blaming everything else but the alcohol.

alcohol.
no good no good.

love, huay chinggggggg!
(and her beloved, jing)