i'm getting on in years. i'm old.

old people tend to repeat things they said before, many times. this is by far, their most enjoyable hobby.

this stems from the fact that they are forgetful; they forget things easily and hence the repetition. do bear with them.

old people tend to like to think that they are right all the time, because they believe that they are old enough to have the right to assert their opinions.

old people are also hard of hearing, they are PAKISTANI. (this is not racist, do believe me)

old people are boring too, but this is subjective.

ok.

behold world. this is me.

(old people like to excuse their bad behaviour)

usually not by blogging though.

now that all this is said, go wait outside the tapas bar for me to throw tapas out!